REAL HOOD STORIES
YOUNG AND DUMB

i SHOULD HAVE KNOW LIFE WOULD BE RUFF WHEN I GOT LOCK UP FOR BURGARY AT THE AGE OF 5 YRS OLD "CRAZY HUH" YEA I KNOW STAYING WITH MY GRANDMOM IN THE PROJECTS, A NEIGHBOR ASK MY GRANDMOM CAN HE BORROW THE SHOPPING CART, MY GRANDMOM SAID YEA SO I ASK CAN I GO SHE SAID YEA, SO WE WHEN OVER TO THE WHITE PEOPLE NEIGHBOR HOOD WE WENT IN BACK OF SOME WHITE PEOPLE HOUSES HE TOLD ME TO WAIT THERE AND HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WHITE PEOPLE CAME BACK THERE WITH A BIG DOG HE CAME OUT WITH A TV AND WE GOT LOCK UP, THEY HAD ME IN A SWEAT BOX TEASING ME WITH BOX OF DOUGHNUTS ON THE TABLE I'M LOOKING AT THRU A SMALL WINDOW IT FELT LIKE DAYS I WAS IN THERE WHEN I GOT HOME I THOUGTH EVERYBODY WAS GONNA BEAT MY ASS, BUT THEY CHILL BECAUSE THEY KNEW IT WASN'T MY FAULT THEY TEASE ME ABOUT IT A LOT THOU, I ALWAYS GOT MY ASS WHOOP FOR SOME DUMB SHIT BACK IN THEM DAYS, THAT SHIT WAS A HABIT WITH ALL GROWN UPS, NOWDAYS THESE MOTHERS fUCKERS GOT IT SWEET NOT ALLOW TO BEAT YOUR KIDS "REALLY" I NEVER HEARD OF NO SHIT LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE. .
SHOOL HOUSE ROCKS

WHEN I WAS LITTLE LIVING IN THE HIGHRISE on the 10 FLOOR PROJECTS, I ALWAYS WAS a NIGHT OWL EVERYBODY SLEEP AND I'M IN BED WOKE "ANYWAY" ONE DAY I HEARD A TRUCK COME IN THE PROJECTS EARLY IN THE MORNING, THAT WAS STRANGE BECAUSE OUR PROJECTS HAD ONE WAY IN AND THE SAME WAY OUT SO WHY ARE YOU HERE I GOT UP TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW I SEEN HIM DROP SOME BOXES OFF IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL LUNCH ROOM DOOR AND LEFT, I CHECK MY BROTHER HE WAS SLEEP I CHECK MY MOTHER SHE WAS SLEEP IT WAS ABOUT 5 AM, SO I STUCK OUT THE HOUSE DOWN 20 FLIGHTS IT'S 2 SETS TO A FLOOR "ANYWAY" SnUCK THE LONG WAY CAUSE IT WAS A POLICE STATION RIGHT NEXT TO IT, 5 AM PROJECTS PEOPLE ARE LAZY "YO" NOBODY WAS OUT, "ANYWAY" CREEP UP TO THE LUNCH ROOM DOOR LOOK SEEN BOXES OF THEM BLUE ASTRONUTS CREAM FILL SPONGE CAKES ABOUT 75 IN A BOX, I SNATCH A BOX AND RAN BACK UP 20 FLIGHTS BACK IN THE HOUSE WITH THE BOX PUT THEM UNDER THE BED AND WAS FUCKING THEM UP, MY BROTHER WOKE UP AND SAID WHAT YOU EATUNG, I SAID SSSHH AND POINTED UNDER THE BED THAT MORNING IN SCHOOL THEY SAID NO EXTRA'S CAUSE THERE A SHORTAGE I AIN'T SAY NOTHING, 1 OR 2 DAYS LATER MY MOM FOUND THE CAKES I TOLD HER I FOUND THEM ON THE HALLWAY STEPS, 3 WEEKS LATER I'M UP NIGHT OWL I HEARD ANOTHER TRUCK GOT UP AND PEEP THIS TIME HE DROP SOME MORE SHIT OFF AND LEFT, OKAY CHECK MOM AND BRO SLEEP SnUCK OUT DID MY THING LOOK LITTLE CARTONS OF FROSTED FLAKES STUNK BACK UP STAIRS "DAM" THE DOOR LOCK THAT I LEFT UNLOCK "BUSTED" MY MOM BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF ME BUT WE ATE THEM FROSTED FLAKES, TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU I GREW UP POOR POOR, THAT'S HOW IT WAS BACK IN THE DAY. "REAL SHIT".

3rd grade getting paid
i did some stupid shit when i was young, 3RD GRADE INSTEAD OF GOING TO LUNCH I STAY IN THE CLOSET, EVERYBODY LEFT I START SEARCHING POCKETS I SEARCH MY TEACHER MS. JOHNSON POCKETS AND FOUND A CHANGE PURSE ABOUT $20.00 WORTH OF CHANGE, MY DUMB ASS CUT CLASS IN THE 3RD GRADE LIKE "REALLY" I LEFT SCHOOL WENT DOWN THE FALLS SPEND THE MONEY ON CHIPS AND SHIT CHILL BACK THERE UNTIL SCHOOL GOT OUT, "MAN" WHEN I GOT HOME, OK OK OK I ALWAYS GOT MY ASS WHOOP, THIS ONE WAS SPECAIL THEY HAD THE COPS LOOKING FOR ME 8 YRS OLD CUTTING SCHOOL MY MOM TIE ME 4 WAYS TO EACH END OF THE BED AND GRAB THE EXSTENION CORD WITH KNOTS THAT SHIT FELT LIKE DAYS, MY UNCLE "BIG FISH" R.I.P. THE NEXT DAY GRAB ME UPSIDE DOWN HANGING WHOOP MY ASS WITH HIS BELT THAT WAS A FIRST FOR LIKE A HOUR OR MORE, MAN ALL THEM ASS WHOOPINGS JUST MADE ME HARDER AND TAUGHT ME THE VALUE OF MORALS AND TO UNDERSTAND THE DEFINITION OF RESPECT, I WANT TO APOLIGIZE TO YOU MS. JOHNSON...

"REAL MEN"
REAL MEN GO TO WORK, PAY THE BILLS, PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE, AND KEEP A ROOF OVER THE FAMILY HEADS, REAL MEN UNDERSTAND RESPONSIBILATIES AND CONSEQUENCES, REAL MEN SHOW APPRECIATION LOVE AND RESPECT FOR THERE SOUL MATE AND FAMILY, REAL MEN BUILD FOR THE FUTURE, REAL MEN HAVE RESPECT MORALS AND PRIDE, REAL MEN FULLFILL THEY SOUL MATE DESIRES, REAL MEN DIRECT CORRECT AND PROTECT, REAL MEN LEARN TO AGREE TO DISAGREE,REAL MEN DON'T USE OR ABUSE OR CONFUSE, LISTEN LADY'S A LOT OF MEN NOW DAYS ARE WEAK AND SOFT, MOMMY BOYS, WOMEN ABUSERS,LIARS etc.etc. many so call men lie to females about there past try to make them selfs bigger harder and stronger, when in realiaty they was stone cold pussys, porch monkeys, lady's get a real man help him built be his soul mate and help him in time of need, if he can't achive the level you desire find another life to short, the same for men life to short if she's not what you desire find another, we can't control people we only can try to make life better for the family, now i know nigga's ain't shit and bitches ain't shit, but if you find real love embrace it cherish it and respect it and enjoy everyday god give you, i'm exceptional "i'm curse" i never love and never will i accept that now, i don't have much time left this is god plan, i wonder why i'm still here, if someone love you love them back with all your heart, nobody should be lonely that's the worst curse of all.
lord romeo
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